Help

Michael Smith — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:44:11 +0000

I just told my boss to go f himself. But what i should have said is the truth i banged your wife last night.opps

If I only had a brain

Michael Smith — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:00:34 +0000

Today I just called my wife by my mistresses name.

Today I got a call from the lawyer

Tomorrow I will be devorced

Life Sucks

Mikey — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:18:37 +0000

I just told my girlfriend that I cheated on her but this is not the worst part, 2 hours after our conversation and hours of fighting and crying the girl I banged called to tell me she is 3 months pregnant……HolyMoly

ReadMyLies

I hate work

Jeremy — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:02:48 +0000

I told my boss that someone past away in my family and then went to the beach. He called me up to see how I was doing and heard the ocean and he said what is that. I said we are having the funeral at the beach because she was an avid surfer and he actually believed that.

GIRL NONSENCE

Nicole — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:47:16 +0000

Last weekend i told my girlfriend her dress and the way she looked in it was awesome but i didnt mean it… I wanted her to feel comfortable and she was taking so long to get ready that i was annoyed waiting. I guess it all worked out because she met some guy and theyve been hooking up since that night.

why owww why

Allison — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:46:52 +0000

i messed around with a guy last night.. he was very good looking but very very UNFORTUNATLY didnt perform to excpectation in bed. When we finished he was asking me questions about his performance. How could i lie?? wouldnt that be rude? I just went with “it was great… we should hang out again, very soon.” Now i dont know.. should i stick with the lie and see if it gets better?

Who Lied

Mike — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:03:07 +0000

I told my girl that all i wanted was for us to be together for dinner tonight. She told me she was busy with work and i come to find out she went out with her friends instead.

My Son

Mary — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:02:36 +0000

I told my son that I couldn’t take him to the movies because I had work to do but it was really because I was going on a date and wasn’t ready to tell him about this guy??? I feel horrible

Where Does It End?

Lovermaker — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:02:05 +0000

last week I walked to the train rather than driving which I usually do. I ended up meeting this girl on the way to the train that I sit with all the time. We ending up really clicking on the walk and have been hooking up together (kissing and touching) on the way to work for a week now but I am married and she does not know.

Sex with my friend

Ralph — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:42:53 +0000

I just had sex with an old friend from high school that I met up with from face book. i had no idea she was married to my ex\’s brother until after we were done. I got a blow job in the closet from her years ago while her boyfriend was sleeping. She was dating my ex brother at the time. She said thank you and walked out.

Was I just bitched out?
Should I care?

My nuts are burning when I pee now but I think that\’s just from reading this website.